October 14 – 2013 – Laugh at the Tortured Dove’s Expense – Episode Four – Final Season

• April 23rd, 2015

Raven is hosting the show all by himself again.

He has been living in homeless shelters, Boberan has ran off, and he is miserable.

Esper calls in and claims he is in Hong Kong and has been kidnapped.

Then another Esper… Esper Diago calls in and claims he has been kidnapped.

Esper Diago just wants one last song request before he dies because his kidnappers are listening to CJSR.

Esper Banyon just wants to live through the night.

Raven just wants to do a radio show.

Featuring: Marshal Hershal Pain Mail #15

 

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October 7 – 2013 – The Darkness Of My Soul with Raven Connors and E̶s̶p̶e̶r̶ ̶B̶a̶n̶y̶o̶n̶ Emir O’Hanlon – Episode Three – Final Season

• April 23rd, 2015

The first real episode of The Darkness of my Soul’s final season has Esper still travelling the world. Raven has replaced Esper with a new host: Emir O’Hanlon

Esper and Sean both call in and Marshal Hershal writes in with Pain Mail # 14 

Darkness ensues… only one small problem: prunes


 Memorable Quotes:

Raven: …that’s our bread and butter here at the Darkness of my Soul, or should I say, our pizza pops and wine

Emir: Our Prune Juice and Goat Cheese

Raven: ughh Emir. I don’t mean to be ridiculous, this seems ridiculous… but you can’t keep mentioning prunes. Just stop.

Emir: My dad used to always say, “when life has you down and out, just take a prune, put it in your mouth, chew on it, and let all the pain of the world just disappear into your belly” 

Raven: Prunes are disgusting. They’re little and shrivelled. They’re like little poops that you put in your mouth, made of fruit.

 

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September – 30 – 2013 – Raven is Not Having Fun-Drive – Episode Two – Final Season

• April 23rd, 2015

It is the CJSR Fun-Drive and Raven is alone because Esper has taken off to see the world after having been released from prison.

Raven is miserable as usual and is discouraging of the fun-drive, but people still want to donate.

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September – 23 – 2013 – Board Games and Books with Lachlan Hubble or Ambient Indie-Pop with Sam Dench – Episode One – Final Season

• April 23rd, 2015

Long-time volunteers for CJSR; Lachlan Hubble and Sam Dench fill-in for Raven and Esper on the Darkness Of My Soul.

People only recently became aware that DOMS had been running in re-runs for a full year, due to Raven and Esper having been thrown in jail for multiple murders.

Lachlan and Sam announce that if Raven and Esper don’t return to radio the following week than DOMS will be cancelled forever.

 

Through doing the fill-on; Lachlan and Sam discover their inner pain that they didn’t even know was there.

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Many episodes lost to the airwaves!

• April 23rd, 2015

A few months following the last episode posted to this podcast - Raven, Esper, and Stanley were arrested for multiple murders and thrown in prison for a full year.

13 episodes leading up to their arrest have been seized by the Edmonton Police and they are refusing to release them from evidence.

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February 6 - 2012 - Pulling a “Mel” - Episode Nine - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

Raven is certain Boberan has been abducted by aliens or the government. He plays a clip as evidence.

A caller named Sean calls in with his own theories.
John and Jim were found in Taber, AB with their memories erased. Probably as part of the Boberan kidnapping conspiracy.
Raven discovers that the podcast (this podcat) holds information that neither of our heroes knew about... like this:
http://thedarknessofmysoul.podbean.com/2010/12/09/apr27-2010-it%E2%80%99s-boberan/

The first ever pain Email (P-mail) from Marshal Hershal is read on this episode.
Esper's nose is whistly.


Raven's Haiku

Poltergeist my face 
is but a skeleton skull
Reality I

"You ever see "Conspiracy Theory" Raven?"
"You're pulling a Mel, as we say in the industry"
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January 30 - 2012 - The Spain Time Continuum - Episode Eight - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

After being electrocuted, Esper gets a visit from Dr.Keyes in the hospital who reveals that the shock stopped Esper's intelligence from dropping anymore. After some testing, his doctorate, elements and compounds, and pride are taken away from him.
Raven is extremely depressed about Boberan and trying to deal with his pain in art school.
He creates a Painsicle stick Boberan.
Raven and Esper decide to start a band. They decide on a name: Transylvanian President

Despite all their problems they agree that, "things may be bad, but at least Dr.Contutyul is helping us"



Raven's Haiku:

The paincakes in spain
They fall mainly on the pain
Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain

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January 23 - 2012 - Toaster in the Bath - Episode Seven - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

The show now starts at 11pm and Esper does not show up.

Esper, instead calls in from the bathtub, confused as to why the show is on earlier.
Esper does the entire show, over the phone, in the tub, only to be electrocuted when his radio/toaster falls in the bath.

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January 17 - 2012 - I will make you cry, Raven - Episode six - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

It is the last Darkness Of My Soul that begins at Midnight (the witching hour).

Raven insists that the Pain Line and the Pain Text Line are no longer a part of the show.
Esper keeps breaking down into crying fits.
Raven has started seeing Dr.Contutyul as well. They both agree they have been crying more since starting her hypnosis therapy for depression.

"Raven, you look like a fat Hitler's mom"


Raven's Haiku:

White white snow black heart
Exhaust flows from the bus pipe
My life blows away

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January 10 - 2012 - Fat Michael Cera - Episode Five - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012
Our heroes are extremely depressed and doing nothing with their lives. 
Raven goes back to art school after a couple years hiatus.
Esper continues to see Dr.Contutyul. She has started a hypnosis therapy to treat his depression.
He reveals that the hypnosis sessions sometimes last hours and he often awakens in strange places with weird smells.

Esper is convinced there are two SPK's: The late 70's/early 80's dark industrial noise band, and the mid 80's/early 90's cheesy synth-pop band. Raven face palms. Hilarity ensues.


Raven's Haiku

My phone sits quiet
No one calls it wont ring it
wont ring it wont it



Memorable quotes:

Esper: Rena used to say, "you're my little onion breath smelling man"
Raven: That doesn't sound like a compliment

Raven: I used to be a lot deeper
Esper: I thought you were going to say thinner, better looking... cleaner.

Raven:People eat a lot at Christmas time
Esper: How many Christmas times did you have?

Raven:At least people won't say I look like Michael Cera anymore.
Esper: Well they'll just say you look like a fat Michael Cera
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