February 6 - 2012 - Pulling a “Mel” - Episode Nine - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

Raven is certain Boberan has been abducted by aliens or the government. He plays a clip as evidence.

A caller named Sean calls in with his own theories.
John and Jim were found in Taber, AB with their memories erased. Probably as part of the Boberan kidnapping conspiracy.
Raven discovers that the podcast (this podcat) holds information that neither of our heroes knew about... like this:
http://thedarknessofmysoul.podbean.com/2010/12/09/apr27-2010-it%E2%80%99s-boberan/

The first ever pain Email (P-mail) from Marshal Hershal is read on this episode.
Esper's nose is whistly.


Raven's Haiku

Poltergeist my face 
is but a skeleton skull
Reality I

"You ever see "Conspiracy Theory" Raven?"
"You're pulling a Mel, as we say in the industry"
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January 30 - 2012 - The Spain Time Continuum - Episode Eight - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

After being electrocuted, Esper gets a visit from Dr.Keyes in the hospital who reveals that the shock stopped Esper's intelligence from dropping anymore. After some testing, his doctorate, elements and compounds, and pride are taken away from him.
Raven is extremely depressed about Boberan and trying to deal with his pain in art school.
He creates a Painsicle stick Boberan.
Raven and Esper decide to start a band. They decide on a name: Transylvanian President

Despite all their problems they agree that, "things may be bad, but at least Dr.Contutyul is helping us"



Raven's Haiku:

The paincakes in spain
They fall mainly on the pain
Pain Pain Pain Pain Pain

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January 23 - 2012 - Toaster in the Bath - Episode Seven - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

The show now starts at 11pm and Esper does not show up.

Esper, instead calls in from the bathtub, confused as to why the show is on earlier.
Esper does the entire show, over the phone, in the tub, only to be electrocuted when his radio/toaster falls in the bath.

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January 17 - 2012 - I will make you cry, Raven - Episode six - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012

It is the last Darkness Of My Soul that begins at Midnight (the witching hour).

Raven insists that the Pain Line and the Pain Text Line are no longer a part of the show.
Esper keeps breaking down into crying fits.
Raven has started seeing Dr.Contutyul as well. They both agree they have been crying more since starting her hypnosis therapy for depression.

"Raven, you look like a fat Hitler's mom"


Raven's Haiku:

White white snow black heart
Exhaust flows from the bus pipe
My life blows away

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January 10 - 2012 - Fat Michael Cera - Episode Five - Season Five

• March 28th, 2012
Our heroes are extremely depressed and doing nothing with their lives. 
Raven goes back to art school after a couple years hiatus.
Esper continues to see Dr.Contutyul. She has started a hypnosis therapy to treat his depression.
He reveals that the hypnosis sessions sometimes last hours and he often awakens in strange places with weird smells.

Esper is convinced there are two SPK's: The late 70's/early 80's dark industrial noise band, and the mid 80's/early 90's cheesy synth-pop band. Raven face palms. Hilarity ensues.


Raven's Haiku

My phone sits quiet
No one calls it wont ring it
wont ring it wont it



Memorable quotes:

Esper: Rena used to say, "you're my little onion breath smelling man"
Raven: That doesn't sound like a compliment

Raven: I used to be a lot deeper
Esper: I thought you were going to say thinner, better looking... cleaner.

Raven:People eat a lot at Christmas time
Esper: How many Christmas times did you have?

Raven:At least people won't say I look like Michael Cera anymore.
Esper: Well they'll just say you look like a fat Michael Cera
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December 26 - 2011 - P.T.S.D. or There is no Santa - Episode Four - Season Five

• March 13th, 2012

Esper finally comes to terms with what happened in outer space and faces reality. He is upset.

Christmas has just passed and our heroes are both extremely depressed.

Esper is so upset he decides to go speak with Dr.Contutyul.
She is... helpful?

Raven realizes through clips from past episodes that Boberan may have been abducted by S.P.O.O. (Sound Poets out and outraged)

There is Chris Isaak, the spirit of Rena Ruptash, and tears...


Memorable quotes:

Raven: Santa isn't real
Esper: Really?
Raven: Yes Esper, Santa isn't real
Esper: Did I know that? Is that something I was in denial about?

Esper's Haiku:

Denial: one word
Love: One word - Never again
Pain is all I know


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December 20 - 2011 - What’s On The Radio Tonight? - Episode Three - Season Five

• March 13th, 2012

Esper brings a radio with him so he can hear the show live. Problems arise.

Memorable quotes:

Esper: ...it's important, just like the life of Redsnack Kullnorre, who died last week; Raven's great love: Redsnack Kullnorre.

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December 13 - 2011 - Goth Allen Ginsberg - Episode Two - Season Five

• March 4th, 2012

Raven and Esper return to making actual radio for the first time in several months.

Esper is in denial about the events of the last several months, and does not seem to remember the circumstances that befell Raven and him.

He accuses Raven of making up nonsense.

They announce that there will no longer be a break or an end to the current season, and that they are considering moving the show to an 11pm time-slot.

Raven discusses the disappearance of Boberan upon his return from space.

Memorable quotes:

Esper: "...while I was in the hospital contracting "Amnesia," as you call it. Really just a bad case of the oversleeping."

Raven: "You look like Allen Ginsberg, a goth Allen Ginsberg."

Esper: "Thank you, thank you very much."

Raven: "I don't know if that's a compliment."

Dr. Esper Banyon's Poem:

To Mama

OXOXOXOXOXOXOX

XOXO

From Sadie

I love you Mama

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December 5 - 2011 - Space Oddity or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Government Tribunal

• February 20th, 2012

The long awaited season premier.

Esper and Raven finally return from outer space; but Esper is near death, there are four dead bodies on their spaceship, and Raven has to explain the events of the past several months to a government tribunal.

A musical masterpiece of epic proportions.

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November 1 - 2011 - The John and Jim Show - Fundrive Special

• February 16th, 2012

Esper and Raven are still stuck in space and CJSR was going to cancel the show if they didn't make it back for fundrive.

So mega fans John and Jim fill-in and they do a magnificent job, yes they do.

Memorable quotes:

Jim: "I didn't believe in art until I heard, "The Darkness of My Soul""

John: "I still don't believe in art, but I believe in "The Darkness of My Soul""

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